Wednesday, March 3, 2010

True Life: Kid Sister and I Make a Bet

Another gchat conversation with my kid sister. The only editing I've done has been to remove names. "K" stands for "Kid Sister."


K: Hola! How was school?

me: hi! isn't it almost your bedtime?

K: Yeah well, I only got until almost 10.

me: wow, you are such a bid girl
bid = big

K: Okay, that was confusing.
You really know how to translation, don't you?
How did you do learn that? From teachers or [The Fiance]?

me: i don't know
i just know how to do it

K: You just know how though. Very sneaky aren't you?

me: why?

K: Gues what lol stands for?

me: laughing out loud?

K: Correct! How about btw?

me: by the way

K: Correct again! Wow, aren't we smart or what?! (laughs) It's like testing quiz game of knoweldge.
Test me.
Le's see who is he smartest in family.

me: lol, ok
what does g2g stand for?

K: Gotta 2 go?
I mean, gotta to go!

me: correct!!
one point for you!
how about ttys?

K: Umm...
ta-ta see you?
I think I got this wrong. (sgihs)

me: very close though
"talk to you soon"

K: Ughh! Man! (frustrated) You win, fair and square.
I knew that, somehow
Got any eaiser ones I can answer better?

me: i think you were close enough!

K: You think?!

me: that's still two points for you
and two for me
we are all tied up

K: It's a tie!

me: if you get one more correct, then you are the winner!

K: How can we bet on something? Hey why not? Hannah Montana S3 Finale DVD? Whoever wins the last round gets to own the DVD and the other doesn't! Ha! Finder keepers!
Just playing with you!

me: haha

K: Didn't mean that. Jsut having some fun and humor? Get it? Humor?
What do you think Wanna bet?

me: we can bet Hannah Montana
if you want

K: Give me your best shot!

me: or how about something like this

K: Sis!

me: if you win, then you get to keep the Hannah Montana season 3 dvd
if I win, then you will help me with wedding planning

K: Absoluetly not! That's not a fair bet! Pick a better bet! (huffs) x-(

me: sigh
ok....

K: Thank you.

me: if you win, you will help with wedding planning
and if i win, i get the Hanna Montana DVD

K: Now give me your best shot to the last question! I'm ready! We'll see about that missy! [The Fiance], I hope you're watching this!

me: [The Fiance] isn't here right now

K: Sister vs. sister! Now give me your best shot to the last question! I'm ready!

me: i just want to make sure that you read the conditions of the bet
if you win, you are helping me with wedding planning
and if i win, i get the Hannah Montana DVD

K: Now give me your best to the last question! I'm rady for the challenge!

me: ok....
what does idk mean?

K: Oh, that's a tough one. Give me a hint to that translation?

me: ok
your hint is
it's three words
the first one is "I"
and the third one is "know"

K: I didn't know?

me: CORRECT!!!!!

K: Duh! Stupid? How close am I or not>

me: you are the winner!

K: YES!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the winner! I get to keep the DVD and you're not!

me: ummm, I don't think so

K: WHA?!
That's nto fair!

me: were you listening to the conditions of the bet?
if you win, you get to help with wedding planning!

K: NOOO!!!!!! Take te bet back!

me: too late!

K: [The Sophisticate]!!! [The Fiance}!!! I'll get you for this!!!!!! [The Fiance]! DVD emergncy! Sister not playng fair and square! You have Mom coming to Indiana to help you on wedding planning, not me. That's the whole point!

me: ooh, you are so cute
weddings are a lot of work!
I need all the help I can get!

K: Seriously, okay? This is not fair to take advantage of me for playing this trivia game. (groans)
I will not help you on wedding planning. This is final.
You have Mom instead of me.

me: sigh

K: Sorry. The only reason I'm part of this is why I'm happy for [The Fiance] to be my brother in-law, not the marriage part and wedding recpetion.
That's all there is. End of discussion. Gotta go! Mom's making me to go bed before school tomorrow morning. I'll let you two talk about my discussion. I'm fine on the bridesmaids' dresses part for the wedding. that's another reason.

me: ok, bye :)

K: adios amigos! Hasta luengo. Love and miss you! Signing off! Again I sorry about my decision but that's final for me. Talk to Mom when she comes to Indiana this Saturday morning. Wen you see her, talk about it.
Bye for now!


2 comments:

  1. Kid sister has the best sense of humor. I don't know how I missed this post.

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