Monday, November 9, 2009
True Life: My Kid Sister Explains Romance
My Kid Sister has discovered g-chat.
She calls it "chattering."
She also emotes on g-chat through artful parentheticals, like you would expect to read in a play. Or, more accurately, like she reads every day as she watches tv with closed captioning on.
She uses g-chat to harass me and the Boyfriend. The Boyfriend's patience never runs out. He politely asks her questions about her favorite topics (movies, the weather). Witness this exchange. Only the names have been edited:
The Boyfriend: So what's new with you? The movie "Up" comes out tomorrow, I think.
My Kid Sister: Actually, it's coming to Disney DVD, not in theaters. (laughs) I saw it before the first time with Dad six months ago when it opened on May 8.
The Boyfriend: Did you like it? Would you recommend that I get it from Netflix to watch with [the Sophisticate]?
My Kid Sister: I liked it a little. I think I mght let you two watch it, but it will be sad in the beginning and a little bit sad at the end, but there's also happy ending though. If you two promise not to do anything boyfriend-girlfriend thing! First getting to know each other, became friends, something in common, hang out as friends, then realationships ilegally towards romance of boyfriend-girlfriend! Uggh! Why can't you two being friends?! I'm all about friends, not realationhip toward romance!
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Oh lord...my heart, it swells. SO adorable!
ReplyDeletePS - her diagnosis is correct, it is VERY sad in the beginning and I (cried) like crazy.
Is little sister still playing hockey??
Aww.. I love Beth's assessments :) By the way, Up is one of the best movies I saw all year. The first few minutes really are emotional though. Hope you and the bf enjoy it!
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