Law School Slogans

I like to make up slogans for law school subjects. Here are a few:

The Constitution: I only read it for the Articles.

Property: I'm going to OWN this class.

Labor Law: It's a lot of work.

Canon Law: Then why don't you marry it?

Will's Trusts and Estates: Shakespeare and his Legacy

Federal Income Tax: Cracking the code

Museums and Collecting: That's a Relief

Remedies: Worse than the Disease

International Law: International Quoi?

Accounting for Lawyers: A-one, a-two, a-three

Hope you enjoyed them!